Drinking it gets me antsy to find the nearest leaf pile

Every once in a while, a writer challenges themselves to do something funny and stupid in the name of their art. Because they work for an established website or magazine, they have an editor to either rein them in or bankroll their bravado. So on Thursday, when I decided to taste and review every fall-themed [...]
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Diann:
Now I was ready ask her out, but her friends say doesn't me anymore but she still acts short of flirty around me.
(1 December 2016)

Diann:
So there is this I like and I found out she me.
(1 December 2016)

Genevieve:
Would you like Ann or An as a nickname for Anna?
(1 December 2016)

Genevieve:
For a nickname, I'd like to make the spelling shorter than the formal name.
(1 December 2016)

Dennis:
Girls, how do you usually feel when you're being fingered?
(1 December 2016)

Dennis:
Like when he starts moving his around in your vagina.
(1 December 2016)

Janene:
Not that there's anything wrong with doing that, I would just want the experience of going with friends.
(1 December 2016)

Janene:
I went to a concert with my brother and then my mum, I see movies with my aunt or cousin.
(1 December 2016)

Janene:
They go to parties, concerts, movies with friends.
(1 December 2016)

Janene:
I don't know how people have so many friends.
(1 December 2016)