Biggus Dickus

Who’s got the biggest dick in Asheville?Inquiring wife wants to know…Here’s Hubby’s…[image]_ Keri:I told him I had fun with him and he said he had fun too.(3 March 2019) Keri:So we met up and went to the movies, the arcade and out to dinner.(3 March 2019) Keri:And before hand we both agreed that we would be friends with [...]
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Jaleesa:
Aren't babies with cleft lips so damn ugly?
(5 March 2019)

Jaleesa:
If it's detectable, I'm getting an abortion.
(5 March 2019)

Jaleesa:
I pray my next child isn't born with that disgusting deformity.
(5 March 2019)

Nena:
Parents refusing to pay me for babysitting their stupid ugly brat toddler because I punished her for a mistake?
(5 March 2019)

Nena:
This was 4 days ago so I rang them today demanding my pay and they claim their daughter is now scared of the potty and has gone backwards in the process so will not pay me.
(5 March 2019)

Nena:
I told them I am a very good babysitter and was doing exactly what Supernanny would do and then I told them they were bad parents.
(5 March 2019)

Nena:
She said she couldn't get her trousers off.
(5 March 2019)

Nena:
After about 30 seconds I heard crying so I went in and the stupid toddler and wee'd and poo'd herself.
(5 March 2019)

Nena:
Okay so I was babysitting a 3 year old and she needed the toilet before bedtime, so I took her to the potty and then I stood outside the room and waiting.
(5 March 2019)

Marian:
Is it okay to give your child Pepsi?
(5 March 2019)