Looking for an Indian guy to date

I am an Indian lady from South India .I am looking for an Indian guy to date and have a relationship.I would really like you to be funny and witty and way with words. Definitely I am looking to build a relation instead of jumping into sex directly.Just tired of seeing so many ads of [...]
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Randy:
She's a real wonderful person and she gave me the best year of my life and it would mean the world to her if I surprise her with a unique and usual video.
(1 January 2017)

Jane:
My mother is mean to me and accuses me of saying inappropriate things when I don't and am 31. How do I get her to stop?
(1 January 2017)

Jane:
She hates her daughter-in-law and so has made all of us miserable.
(1 January 2017)

Jane:
She has been horrible here at the holidays to everyone.
(1 January 2017)

Jane:
It is not like I am 12. I don't live with her but she is clearly bugged by me when I am around.
(1 January 2017)

John:
I gain confidence from crushes?!?
(1 January 2017)

John:
There not butterflies so what is it?
(1 January 2017)

John:
Also, when your chest pangs when someone tells you they like you and when someone says they move on, it is 2 different pangs or the same thing.
(1 January 2017)

John:
Including girls and family members (I know it's extremely weird) Today I found out my cousin that liked me for a long time started dating girls and I felt a pang of something in my chest and loss of self confidence.
(1 January 2017)

Melina:
How do you pronounce the name Mila?
(1 January 2017)